I thought I was going to be sad about Octavian switching actors but Simon Woods is too gorgeous to resent.

I'm putting my Statements playlist back together and I would appreciate suggestions for what belongs on it.

HONEY, YOU MEAN HUNKULES.

This guy in a sports forum just referred to something as the "worst case ontario," and that might be one of the greatest mis-speaks ever.

I feel like watching Hercules but I don't feel like playing with all the cables until I get the VCR hooked up right.

I still don't love the cheekbones, but I love the shoulders, and the disgustingly, bizarrely sexy skeleton makeup.

If anyone is interested in hearing Benedict Cumberbatch sing "Candle in the Wind" while pretending to be Alan Rickman, they should click here.

There is totally time to listen to Disney music before work.

I wonder if anyone knows of a Greek myth involving a man wrestling a lion.

My love of Darren Criss apparently trumps my hate of Katy Perry and my ehhhh towards Glee.